Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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fduck

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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You have cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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