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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Xzibit

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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