EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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womens rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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