Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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