Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

balls

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

wanna hear a joke womens rights

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Black people stink of shite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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