A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Daym im romantic

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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