- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

WHAT????

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

balls

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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