- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

The black man leaves the strip club.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

420

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Knock Knock Come in.

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Women's rights

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

I have aids

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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