- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

The MLS

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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