Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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