- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Daym im romantic

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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