Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Women's rights

When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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