- Anti Joke

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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