- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Corn Muffins

knock knock no ones home

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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