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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

whos district champs not JM

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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