- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did the president do for the people? ...

my mind's eye?

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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