- Anti Joke

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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