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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Justin Bieber.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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