- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

yes... that's the joke

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's big and long? My dick.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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