JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

i have two hands.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

My parents have an open marriage.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

I told you it would happen

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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