Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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