so dont touch it.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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