Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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"33"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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