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Brad Fuller!

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

falling didnt make the difference

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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