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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

roses are red, violets are blue.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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