- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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