Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Donkey lips

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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