- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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