What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What is brown and sticky? A stick

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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