- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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