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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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