- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

my mind's eye?

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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