Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Women's rights

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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