what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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