- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

penus

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??