- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Who wants pizza crusts?

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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