- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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