- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A man... walks.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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