Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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womens rights

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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