What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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watch me nae nae

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Elizabeth Warren

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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