Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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