What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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give me a thumbs up

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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