What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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fruit salad?

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Butt poop.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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