Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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