why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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so dont touch it.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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