Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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