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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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