- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the president do for the people? ...

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

my mind's eye?

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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