- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Who wants pizza crusts?

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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