- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Knock Knock Come in.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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