- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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