A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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obama's promises

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Women's rights.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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