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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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