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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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