- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

A boy with red hair is happy.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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