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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

guess what chicken butt

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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