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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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