how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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who ever is reading this....

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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How old are you? 20

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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