- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A Sloth runs...

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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