- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

baby seal walks into a club

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