Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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give me a thumbs up

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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