Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Basically copying you.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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