- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Women.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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