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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What can make you pee? Liquid

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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