- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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