What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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woman's rights

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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