Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Brad Fuller!

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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how may i help you

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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